The Very Rich Hours

I’m so excited to be developing my website again after several years of being focused elsewhere. Stay tuned for fresh hijinks, priceless pearls of wisdom, and navel-gazing.

I am redesigning this site and adding new content, at a disrespectfully slow rate. I beg you to forgive any interface errors, etc. Cheers!

(Write about Joe’s cancer surgery, and the Puma socks I gave him with the spell on them, where I gave a bit of my soul to protect him. Joe is one of the most beautiful guys I’ve ever loved, beautiful from soul to skin.)

That was such an Olivia reply. I knew I could count on you to bring some class into this weird situation with the younger landlord, Merv. I, on the other hand, rattled on in my email to you and forgot to say “I wish you blessings of the season.” Not to sound racist, but I […]

Thanksgiving at the Stinking Rose garlic restaurant turned out to be a top-notch choice, was in fact a delicious feast. Sinfully, Joshua and I are home now snacking, masticating like trolls, wearing our huge elastic-band Piggy Pants. Mine have a Spandex pocket that looks like it’s for a baby, but it’s foil-lined, battery-heated, and filled […]

I wanted to be Flash Gordon from the 1930s. But, the coolest helmet at Costumes on Haight was from the Thor movie. I thought no one would recognize it. But, somebody asked me, “are you Thor … in drag?” Ha ha ha! My roommate Daniel took photos with a 35mm film camera. Thanks, D!

Proposal for Consensual Combining of Souls to Foster Ethical Immortality and Avoid Overpopulation –Abraxas Adams Esther would be the first that I’d petition to preserve in anti-mortality. She’s 93 and has an amazing intellect, too good to waste on oblivion. We need her here, making mischief and playing the piano. There must be some adoring […]