That was such an Olivia reply. I knew I could count on you to bring some class into this weird situation with the younger landlord, Merv. I, on the other hand, rattled on in my email to you and forgot to say “I wish you blessings of the season.” Not to sound racist, but I find that I’m once again praising my Jewish friends. Ha ha! Last night Ben C2, my roomie’s boyfriend (22-blond-jew) gave me the most useful personal advice I’ve had the privilege to receive in years. Ben’ll be an MD, like his mom. He’s scrumptious and, incidentally, kinky in bed. Ha ha!
