Cannibal Serial Killers

Don’t give me that gay equals pedophile bullshit. The press is all over any instance of homosexual pedophilia, but the truth is that the huge statistical majority of molestations are by heterosexual men. The so-called normal men aren’t normal. Same with serial killers, who are all straight men.

Mind you, Cannibal Serial Killers, we gays have almost all of that, but it’s only because we can love other men REALLY hard. A bit too hard if one of you ends up in the saute pan. (If it does happen, think pork not chicken. So, Chinese Five Spice powder, or apples and Worcestershire.)